Every year, Halloween seems to get a little less scary and a little more slutty. But hey, I'm not complaining. Neither are the other 3.5 billion males on the planet. Only it does get a little boring when you see the same ol' sexy costumes over and over again. So, it's nice to see a girl get creative if she wants to go that route. However, they can go a little overboard sometimes, where sexy just turns into creepy.
There is nothing sexy about a clown who literally 'caters' to kids, especially when that clown is a dude. So, if you plan on dressing up as sexy Ronald McDonald this Halloween, make sure to keep the face paint off.
I'm guessing at one point in his life, Hitler actually wore a pink dress, but that doesn't make this pink Hitler costume any sexier, especially with that toothbrush mustache. All I can think about is Adolf in his tight shorts and knee-high socks.
Abraham Lincoln would make a great costume for a guy, especially with that weird Vampire Hunter movie out there. His posture alone makes him the perfect creepy costume.
But for a girl... Baberaham Lincoln is a whole different kind of creepy.
I used to love watching TMNT when I was young. But let's face it, nothing with reptile skin could ever be sexy, especially with all of those wart-looking things—unless were talking about something like this.
Maybe that's why girls opt for Ninja Turtle costumes like this...
Sure, it's sexy. Until you remember that they're trying to be turtles.
How could SpongeBob SquarePants ever be sexy? He's a sponge. But sponges could be printed on shirts and ripped up into this...
Sexy? Only if you want an STD.
Though a comedy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was down right terrifying when you think of all those green-haired midgets running around singing.
So, why would you want to sensualize them?
Okay, I don't know how in the hell anybody could think this is sexy...
But, yet, so many people try...
At least there weren't any sexy Macho Man costumes.
Yes, you might actually be seeing more of these than you normally would on Halloween, thanks to Mitt Romney.
And that's not all. Thanks to Romney's plan to kill Big Bird a few years back, all of the other PBS characters will be out of a job, too. So, expect to see a few sexy Elmos and sexy Berts on Halloween for quite some time.
Too bad he had no plans to cancel Katy Perry, too.
Which brings us finally to...
Seriously. If I see any girls dressing up as Romney on Halloween, I'm calling it a night.
I love bacon. Really... who doesn't? But rashers on my plate is totally different than raw bacon on Lady Gaga.
Now, you may be thinking... "If those were all sexy costumes that are just wrong, then what's a non-sexy costume that's just wrong?"
I bet you know where this is going.
Need I say more?
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