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10 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Are Just... Wrong

Every year, Halloween seems to get a little less scary and a little more slutty. But hey, I'm not complaining. Neither are the other 3.5 billion males on the planet. Only it does get a little boring when you see the same ol' sexy costumes over and over again. So, it's nice to see a girl get creative if she wants to go that route. However, they can go a little overboard sometimes, where sexy just turns into creepy.

Sexy Ronald McDonald

There is nothing sexy about a clown who literally 'caters' to kids, especially when that clown is a dude. So, if you plan on dressing up as sexy Ronald McDonald this Halloween, make sure to keep the face paint off.

Sexy Hitler

I'm guessing at one point in his life, Hitler actually wore a pink dress, but that doesn't make this pink Hitler costume any sexier, especially with that toothbrush mustache. All I can think about is Adolf in his tight shorts and knee-high socks.

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Sexy Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln would make a great costume for a guy, especially with that weird Vampire Hunter movie out there. His posture alone makes him the perfect creepy costume.

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But for a girl... Baberaham Lincoln is a whole different kind of creepy.

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Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I used to love watching TMNT when I was young. But let's face it, nothing with reptile skin could ever be sexy, especially with all of those wart-looking things—unless were talking about something like this.

Maybe that's why girls opt for Ninja Turtle costumes like this...

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Or this...

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Sure, it's sexy. Until you remember that they're trying to be turtles.

Sexy SpongeBob

How could SpongeBob SquarePants ever be sexy? He's a sponge. But sponges could be printed on shirts and ripped up into this...

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Sexy? Only if you want an STD.

Sexy Oompa-Loompas

Though a comedy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was down right terrifying when you think of all those green-haired midgets running around singing.

So, why would you want to sensualize them?

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Sexy Human Centipede

Okay, I don't know how in the hell anybody could think this is sexy...

But, yet, so many people try...

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Sexy Hulk Hogan?

At least there weren't any sexy Macho Man costumes.

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Sexy Big Bird

Yes, you might actually be seeing more of these than you normally would on Halloween, thanks to Mitt Romney.

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And that's not all. Thanks to Romney's plan to kill Big Bird a few years back, all of the other PBS characters will be out of a job, too. So, expect to see a few sexy Elmos and sexy Berts on Halloween for quite some time.

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Too bad he had no plans to cancel Katy Perry, too.

Which brings us finally to...

Sexy Mitt Romney Girl

Seriously. If I see any girls dressing up as Romney on Halloween, I'm calling it a night.

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Runner Up: Lady Gaga and Her Bacon Costume

I love bacon. Really... who doesn't? But rashers on my plate is totally different than raw bacon on Lady Gaga.

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Now, you may be thinking... "If those were all sexy costumes that are just wrong, then what's a non-sexy costume that's just wrong?"

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I bet you know where this is going.

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Need I say more?

8 Comments

I should have believed the title. These costumes are just wrong and creepy. They will give me nightmares, but not because they are scary; just repellant.

LOL, Human Centipede costumes! Nice. That's pretty classy, right there.

I see no problem with the Ronald McDonald one but the rest.

I like how the guy and girl put an inflatable guy in-between themselves. LOL

Sexy Hitler? This is the only man in the history of the world who completely owned a style of moustache. I think Stan Laurel came first and Hitler was last. Wiped it out for future use. I give you kudos for bravery.

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